https://wehumanhuman.com/blog Sarcastic news summaries in five flavours. Every post ends with something reliably true in the present. en Wed, 22 Jul 2026 10:36:28 GMT https://wehumanhuman.com/blog#ai-writes-emails ai-writes-emails Tue, 14 Jul 2026 09:00:00 GMT ai weekly This week, three more tools promised to automate everything you do at work. Notably absent from every launch page: automation for the 3am ceiling-staring session about whether the tools will automate you. Worrying remains the last fully handcrafted industry. Still true right now: your inbox cannot see you. https://wehumanhuman.com/blog#everyone-amazing-loudly everyone-amazing-loudly Sun, 12 Jul 2026 09:00:00 GMT social recap Recap: four people you barely know launched something, two announced exits, and an account with a sunset avatar told you to grind harder. You scrolled this in bed. Comparison was delivered to you, on schedule, for free. Still true right now: nobody posts their Tuesday afternoons. https://wehumanhuman.com/blog#founder-week-3 founder-week-3 Fri, 10 Jul 2026 09:00:00 GMT founder diary Founder diary, unfiltered: I spent Tuesday adjusting the breathing animation's timing while my own breathing was, charitably, unreviewed. The irony is documented, versioned, and MIT licensed. Then I did my own 5-4-3-2-1 and the app's best feature turned out to be the part where you stop using it. Keeping that in. Still true right now: the repo is public and so is the anxiety. https://wehumanhuman.com/blog#drop-001-live drop-001-live Wed, 08 Jul 2026 09:00:00 GMT drop notes Fifty caps, one confession. Also mugs, totes, a tee, and a poster that says breathe. it's open source. When it sells out we will not restock, because scarcity is the only marketing joke we can make with a straight face. The drop is here. Still true right now: you don't need a cap to be present. It helps zero percent. It's a great cap. https://wehumanhuman.com/blog#markets-uncertain markets-uncertain Tue, 07 Jul 2026 09:00:00 GMT news digest Economists announced that the future is unclear, a finding they will announce again next quarter with equal surprise. Meanwhile the chair you're sitting on has remained 100% load-bearing all week. One of these facts is tradeable. Sit on the other one. Still true right now: gravity, chair, you. https://wehumanhuman.com/blog#staring-at-news staring-at-news Tue, 30 Jun 2026 09:00:00 GMT news digest Researchers confirmed that refreshing a feed 40 times per hour has no measurable effect on geopolitics, but a robust effect on you. In related findings, birds are still outside, entirely unbriefed on current events, and doing great. Still true right now: the ten-minute walk counts. (That's the Movement toggle.)