Small runs of sarcastic quotes on objects you can hold. When they're gone,
they're gone — like the present moment, but purchasable.
DROP 001 — LIVE
“I have AI anxiety”
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Demo checkout. Nothing was charged and nothing will arrive —
this is where a print-on-demand partner (Printful / Printify / Gelato) plugs in:
their API takes the cart, prints the run, ships it, and we never touch inventory.
Your cart of item(s) has been safely returned to the present moment.
Drop 000 — sold out
The archive. You had to be there (three weeks ago).
Drop 002 · sealed
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DROP 002 · SEALED
Something about streaks. Something ochre. That's all anyone knows — including us, slightly.
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a sealed drop every ~6 weeks · charged only when it ships
skip any drop with one tap · cancel anytime
subscribers open the box before the public run — no restocks, ever
Demo only — a real run wires
Stripe subscription → Printful fulfils, and we never touch inventory.
Nothing was charged; you're on the (imaginary) list.
Just tell me when it lands
Noted — you're on the (imaginary) list.
Demo only: nothing was stored, nothing will be sent. Very freeing, honestly.